person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
I hate this computer it won’t let me disconnect the account I accidentally made why
straight people literally have their hands down each others pants in public but if a gay couple kisses each other goodbye they’ll beat you up don’t say shit about straight pride bc literally no one cares and you’re shit
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
bandom needs to chill
I’ve see about 30 tweets to gerard saying “won’t it be weird playing without the rest of the guys” and “do you have the rest of mcrs permission” like gerard can do whatever he wants with the music he wrote or had part in writing
hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him
i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me